TLASILA Menu Archive #1 (22 May 05)


Majordomography!

Kendall and Chris (TLASILA majordomo), too fucking cute for words. (Autophoto by K&C.)

Kendall Nordin and Chris Grier, forced by Oz customs agents into a photomat booth, gamely smile on their arrival at Melbourne International, February 2005.


BEN WOLCOTT LIVE!

This grainy gallery snap was taken during BW's March 4th set at Rosemary’s Billygoat Odditorium in Los Angeles. Wish we'd been there!

Ben's report can be found below.

Ben zwooooooppps the tears back into the bleeding yellow eye...

"My 'Oscillator' show had an audience (not my doing). Great robotic art. Can't quite say I had em eating out of my hands, but I am measuring my success in just getting out and risking it. Had to design some new electronics that convert light into a midi input signal, rig the electrics, build an orb of light, complete the installation , etc. The prop-heavy setup was an accomplishment in itself. Now I just need to work on my musicianship..."

Somehow we doubt that latter bit. Call us biased (we're definitely skewed), and so be it.

Click here to visit Ben Wolcott's domain...


Crazy Canadian TLASILA Freaks! With glowing hearts we see thee, er, umm, rise!

Bruno B and friends, super-suave for the digi-cam. (Pic by Anonymous Q. Acronym, with thanks.)


FLEMISH MASTERS ARCHIVE

added 27 Mar 05

A public fucking service.

Nandor Nevai and Tom Smith began work on the original Flemish Masters label site while barricaded at the Nevai family's Central Park West compound in April, 1999. Abundant narcotics exacerbated a frightfully demonic vibe. (There was an accidental death, a divorce, and desperation on all fronts.) Things, of course, could only get worse. (That is to say, better.) Weasel Walter joined the enterprise later in 2000. His influence was immediate, a jolt of manic juvenile ur-energy.

Nandor moved to Los Angeles. Bad idea. The three operated the site from respective LA, Miami, and Chicago cribs through 2001. In the wake of the TLASILA schism, a wee bit o' rancor. TS was out, and WW and NN took the reigns. Nandor's drug problems escalated. WW dipped, and the site got weird. Money vanished, property was stolen. The label crashed and burned (with white-hot phosphorescence/maximum bathos) after only three releases.

Mr. Nevai's original idea was to continuously efface content; pages were coded, defamed, robbed of context, or suffused with contextual heft through sheer capriciousness.

Awesome while it lasted.

This is the site as it stood at the moment of meltdown. Suffer.

Satan glowers as Gabriel snaps... NN and TS at FM HQ.

Nevai and Smith not smeared with cocaine at the launch binge for Flemish Masters (NYC, April 1999).

Nandor is in California and TLASILA wish him the best. Friends report that his health has improved. We trust that he will again be 1000%. (Normal for NN.)


Sightings/Tom Smith @ No Fun Fest, The Hook, Brooklyn (20 Mar 05)

Vidcap from TS's audcam feed... Hard avant-rocking gesturing and brutal, extreme gaeity from Morg Markan!


TS @ Western Blot (13 Mar 05)

Caption contest begins April 7, 2009!

Tom... Shaving! Please, my sides are aching! STOP!!


Our demi-heroes, lost in muzak...

TS and MM during TLASILA's set at No Fun 2004.

(Photo courtesy of Curt Wargo.)


HAPPINESS

This is here for no particular reason; it doesn't really relate to the forthcoming album, which eschews the corporeal for more ethereal concerns.

It's just kinda nice, that's all. Guess we could use the image to spark conversation...

So, Shavelings, have you busted it out in each of the positions illustrated below? TS reckons he's managed to avoid two of them, though not for lack of trying.

Love is in the air... Underfoot... Crawling on its knees with a bridal bit in its mouth...

(TLASILA HQ policy analysts are willing to wager on the bottom left configuration as the first of the pair, but we're stumped as to the second...)

More as police reports filter in from the field.


Photo by TS.

Echo Canyon, Manhattan, 13 December 2004. AWK and Don making rough mixes of newest TLASILA recordings.


(Pic by TS)

Don, Chris, and Ben, transfixed by...

(NAF, Black Cat, DC, 20 Jan 04)


Ms. Lewis's photographs will accompany a review of the N*ise Against Fascism festival in the forthcoming issue of The Wire... (I can sense the slag-fueled squall line brewing...)

Catherine Lewis captures a spotlight (and, oh yeah, Smith and Fleming) in moribund repose. 

From NAF, January 20, 2005.

(Click on the photo to visit Ms. Lewis's site.)

Photography © 2005 Catherine P. Lewis


Vidcap from TLASILA cam... Pointed, on purpose, at the audience. (We wanted to remember their eyes...)

Audience? Black Cat, January 20. Pink spasm? Tom Smith. Shoes? Rat Bastard. Torquemada? Roger (Monotract). 

TLASILA are pleased to announce that they survived.


Such sweeties...

Ben, AWK, Don, Chris, Rat, and Tom cavort, sans shame, for Aida Ruilova... Thurston slipped on some indie group's leftover anomie and fell to the Murray Street pavement.

Oops! (Pic also by Aida...)

TM sustained no injuries, but the sidewalk never fully recovered. (The dude is, like, heavy.)


Noise Against Fascism page added 9 Jan 05


HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Snap by Aida Ruilova...

We wish everyone - and we do mean everyone - an absolutely killer 2005!

Collage by TS...

TLASILA and Super-Friends, snapped December 2004 on Murray Street, NYC: 

Andrew Wilkes-Krier, Ben Wolcott (with artist Elisabeth Arkhipoff in the background), Chris Grier, Don Fleming, Mark Morgan (from the September 2004 WFMU session), Rat Bastard, Thurston Moore, Tom Smith, video artist (and former Alva goddess) Aida Ruilova, and Marc Weitz (Menlo Park Supremo). 


NOVEMBER 2004

HELLO!

Tom has been a very bad webmaster, but at least he has a decent excuse - he was on tour with OHNE in Finland and Russia! 

(Well, just a tiny micro-tour, really, but preparations were extensive, travel time lengthy, and jet-lag still clouds a certain, perpetually fragile mind.)

Photo taken by TS while he waited for the Avanto Festival courtesy van...

Gargoyles support traffic signs at one of Helsinki airport's taxi ranks, November 16, 2004. 

(Not that you can see them from this lousy angle...)


Photo by Elvira Solodkaja, taken at the Gallery of Experimental Sound, St. Petersburg, Russia, on November 23, 2004. L to R: Tom Smith, Daniel Lowenbrucke, Dave Phillips.

Here OHNE (minus laptop guru Reto Mader, who spent the entire eight-day trip in a Helsinki hospital!) pose for (semi-daft) photos following their blow-out performance at St. Petersburg, Russia's Gallery of Experimental Sound (near the intersection of Moskovsky Vauxhall and Nevsky Prospekt). 


TS, the bloody poseur, peering into fortune's half-blind eye in a Helsinki metro station near Avanto Fest HQ. Photo by Elvira Solodkaja, taken November 19, 2004.

It was freakin' cold, dear friends. (Minus nine Celsius, most days...) The chill failed to diminish the festival's rarified vibe, however. It was a fantastic week! 


A stoic, good-humoured Reto greets us near an elevator on the floor of a Helsinki hospital's cardiac wing! Dear rm74 was seriously ill for the majority of our trip. We performed as "Ohne Reto," of course - he is irreplacable.

Reto triggers his I.V. unit with a joystick connected via wireless to a laptop monitored by a Finnish nursing staff inured to the rigors of avant-garde composition. EKG beeps and respirator clicks were thus regarded as more honest, less obviously referential... 

(In truth, Reto was genuinely ill; he was only released from hospital on the day we departed Finland!)


SEPTEMBER 2004

How it began... TLASILA on the West Side Highway, rolling toward Brooklyn, September 10, 2004... (Vidcaps from TS footage.)

Day One...

(L-R: AWK, Rat, Don, Chris Grier)


Rat plays the electric chair, while Tom, half-dead, screams into the abyss. Tonic, NYC, September 18, 2004. (Photo by T. Moore)

Day Zero...